it's so weird since i think boys are disgusting bc of past stuff??? but??? i seem like i'd get along so well with you and?!!!?!? i think im developing a crush on you?!?!?!!!!?!? help
Anonymous

i see nothing wrong with that at all

i’m really sorry about past stuff i’m sure you didn’t deserve it

it’s also really cute that you have a crush on me

You do not under stand. I am the master of bates. All the power gets me off so I just got my first orgasm from it bruh
Anonymous

well ok then

I did not master age I masterbated
Anonymous

that’s because it’s spelled masturbated bruh

I just master aged to an orgasm for the first time *bows*
Anonymous

wh at

confession: i would totally date my best friend if she was willing to try. i know how to make her so happy but it'll never happen because she isn't open to experimenting at all. She's so silly and she looks amazing and i've known her for almost 7 years. but i guess at this point it would be dangerous to take it a step further, even if she was interested in girls. do you have any input?
Anonymous

personally, if you think it’s risky, and you know she’s not interested in girls, i’d rather play it safe and not do anything that could ruin a long standing friendship that you two have had for this long

Age 16?
Anonymous

well i’d learned about YTPs at that point and would probably blog only about watching them

oh man do you remember naruto video chatrooms? those were wild
Anonymous

oh yeah man

and IRCs and all that nonsense

age 12
Anonymous

oh man probably about super campy anime and AMVs

and probably chatlogs from my old AMV chat

not to mention uploading all the prank calls we’ve done

Primrose, Peony, Cardation
Anonymous

Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?

POTATO IS THE ONLY SOUP I WILL ENJOY

Peony:What’s your favorite hot beverage?

i really like hot toddies but if it’s non-alcoholic i’ll go with a nice hot cappuccino

Carnation:If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

give me center seats to daft punk

you wanted terrible fanfiction about your url friend
Anonymous

that was indeed terrible

On a cool summer day, a child appeared. His name ? nick. His best friend was gaston. One day, nick said "omgtsn, look at that dog"
Anonymous

what

what do u do when u can't sleep bc u are scared
Anonymous

sometimes i will begin to think fractally when that happens

i’ll start by where i’m sitting. what’s around me? how close am i to the next room?

from there i’ll think about my apartment and everything that surrounds it. where is the closest place to eat from here? how many buildings are in my complex?

scale it up as far as you want it to go until you become so invested in the grander scale of things around you instead of the things inside your head

but i cant. i am a baby and a whiner
Anonymous

????????????????????????

WHAT DO WHEN A GIRL IS CUTE AND YOU WANNA KISS HER BUT SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND STRAIGHT
Anonymous

be an adult and don’t do anything about it

nick was in his room. "memes" someone shouted at his window."haha," said nick,"how clever"
Anonymous

i nearly died laughing at this


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