Number seven from the "make my day" ask thing?
my favorite book’s The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
21. i wanna be in bed
42. “you’re my best friend and i’d never have it any other way”
55. “you guys used to have everything!” okay sorry buddy we dont fuckin sell vacuum tubes anymore
3. there’s a lot of people whose arms i’d love to platonically be in right now
- chromeo - call me up
- five stairsteps - ooh child
- bo en - miss you
- manitee - n a y r u ▲ ▲ ▲
- ratatat - mirando
13. i worked for 10 hours (aka got yelled at by old people for telling them we never have anything in stock or what they want doesnt fucking exist)
48. i’ve always wished for my voice gig to get off the ground tbh
My biggest misconception about you is that you were funny. I have since been proven wrong.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise yo ຈل͜ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ rais your donຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise yo ຈل͜ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ rais your donຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ
1 time in 8th grade my friend told me that she had electronic cigarettes and was gonna smoke them in her back yard while her parents were asleep and i FLIPPED OUT and was like "YOU C AN'T DO THA THTAT IS I L L E G A L YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT AND THROWN IN JAIL" and she stopped being my friend after that.......... ... but when she did it she got caught so i mean
good thing i don’t have to worry about that
cause i’m a grown-ass man
w0a!!! a E-sig?!?! U SO DRK & MASTEERIOUS. s0 dreemie!!!11
because i clearly bought it for everyone but me
this funky smell is makin it's way into my enLARGED SQUIT NOSTRIL!!!1!1!1!1!!1! meanwhile, bagel
Random question: Has anyone ever given you a wedgie? If so, tell the story!
i’d rather not tell about a time i was publicly humiliated, thank you
hey patrick, how the 🐬 🐬 🐬 are ya
aboout me: im nick i like to speak using my voice and anime tiddies im a pretty cool guy 10/10
i’ve lied to a friend to actually save their ass from getting killed
"why’s the planet gay?"