I can't tell which is worse. The fact that I woke up feeling like Kurt Cobain (pre-94) or that I look like Courtney Love.
Anonymous

both probably

wandaventham:

A very scientific lesson on birds.

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

dramandala:

I drew a thing. 

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

rummblytummy:

I cant seem to get to bed tonight, so i drew this.

Plus the fact they were taken out of the case yet suddenly cases when outside.

dad meticulously takes games out of cases?

for some reason doesn’t leave the games in the cases??

for some reason forgets to take some games out of the cases???

"Buttmad kids don't realize it's fake" how do you know it's fake?
Anonymous

same channel had the same kids playing skyrim on an xbox (with no hard drive) and not even into the intro their dad comes in to yell at them

also how conveniently timed was the kid looking through his discs?

not to mention “NO DEAD SPACE?!?!?!?! NO SKYRIM NO CALL OF DUTY HURRRNNNGH” yeah A+ acting there pal you have me convinced 

Hot damn nice ear
Anonymous

B) thank

In retrospective, who inspired you back in the heyday of youtube poop?

oh god it’d probably be ishkibibl, insector, and just everyone in the old YTP skype chats

smugsbunny:

toastradamus:

watch me swooce right in

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

mellowmonsters:

I gave up on this after a while but here’s some humanized murder machines.


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